

>or, well, the kobolds that are awake right now >as you dose the wizard over and over again with swallowed breath weapon, you overhear your adventurers talking with your kobolds >you suggest (non-magically) to your adventurers chat with your kobolds for a bit, while you. >a short trip down your slender throat, and he's right where you want him >you gently grab the wizard in your mouth and quickly tip your head back to swallow >he might resist your affects a bit more than the others, and it's best to play things safe >the wizard agrees, and you make a mental note to spit him back up instead of the other way >your thief assures him it'll be fine trust her, she knows for sure the ring works >some might be ruined, you reason, and besides, in case something might react, you'd much rather not have a hole in your chest perhaps let your kobolds hold them while he's in your stomach >you tell him he should leave his components off of himself. >he looks at the ring, then looks at your kobold messenger >your thief nods, and offers what looks like an emerald-inlaid ring to the wizard >he starts to object, and you quickly add that the thief has something that makes one immune to acids >you agree, on the condition that you eat him >the wizard says they seemed so spirited about learning, one even tried to use his components to invent a spell >wizard and kobold ask that you let him teach your faithful scaly servants >sounds like both learned something from the other >what they don't have in raw magical ability, they try to make up in ingenuity, after all >the wizard apparently enjoyed spending the night with your kobolds >the kobold returns with a sword and a wizard >strongish errand-boys (and errand-girl) that add to your hoard in exchange for you using them as fucktoys?

>and maybe giving them quest hooks from time to time >they offer a portion of their adventuring profit in return for you being such a gracious host >bard, fighter, and thief all agree to drop by from time to time >you chat with your kobolds and your adventurers >after all, you explained, your bard's been retrieved >you send one of the kobolds who followed you to retrieve the sword your fighter had set down >you certainly need the rinse after last night. >one strong breath of Charm Person later, you're leading them towards the waterfall so you can talk while washing up

>soon enough, all three adventurers are clean >reluctantly, you fish your bard out from your depths >release the thief and the fighter well-downstream of the falls >you make your way to a nearby waterfall, a few kobolds in tow >you get up, yawning and stretching like a cat >sometime in the night, your fighter met up with your thief >their movements have died down now, probably asleep >wake up after an absolutely wonderful night Vorelewds ahead, unspoiler at your own risk.
